Ramsey Shehadeh grew up in the '80s, to his dismay. He has a complex relationship with his Muse, who he calls Daphne, despite the fact that Daphne is a cranky purple mastodon who only answers to "Jeb." He enjoys mountain climbing, waterskiing, and parachuting, but only in theory. He is 25 years old—or was, at some point, in the distant past, he thinks. Or maybe not. Really, it's all a blur. His work has also appeared in Weird Tales. For more about him and his work, see his website.