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Copyright © 2003 Wade Albert White
Wade Albert White currently lives in Toronto, Ontario, with his wife and their son. He spends some of his time working to finish a Ph.D. in Septuagint Studies, some of his time writing, and lots of his time building block towers and watching a two-year-old knock them over with glee. To contact him, send him email at email@example.com.