(We regret to report that fearless podcast editor Anaea Lay has, through no fault of her own, been stranded in a parallel universe in which this year's fund drive -- that magical time of year when we remind you that Strange Horizons is a donation-supported non-profit, and ask for you to help fund another twelve months -- has already begun. As part of our attempt to realign the time-streams, we can confirm that anyone else who finds themself in the same universe and donates this week will be counted as a 2015 donor, will be entered into the prize draw, and will receive the other fund drive goodies we have up our collective sleeve. Anyone experiencing anomalies may wish to consult this recent guide to living across timelines. We hope to complete the realignment by this time next week at which point, as Douglas Adams wrote, anything you still can't cope with will be your own problem. Thank you for your attention.)