1.

WANTED: SEI seeks TI for mutual orifice

exploration. Object: auto vivisection for

communal pleasure. No slimies or druggies.

2.

DESIRED: 8-tentacled ET to be ETL. Must

have suckers on each feeler. Must enjoy

chlorine bubble baths and regolith walks.

3.

SEEKING: SM who enjoys canal surfing

and S&M. Supermodel with frog legs

preferred. Should have blue air sacs.

4.

IN NEED OF: Nubile queens from any sentient

hive. Desire: to be your servile drone who licks

your abdomen and swallows your honey.