Must be shorter than the werewolf.

Should be clean shaven
at all times and have access
to plenty of fresh meat.

Has represented other
werewolves successfully.

Never tries to typecast him.

Offers to help finance
singing and dancing lessons.

Knows Stephen King, Steven
Spielberg, and Steven Seagal.

Pays for the Bloody Marys.

Bruce Boston is the author of thirty-two books, including the novel Stained Glass Rain. His work has appeared in hundreds of publications, including Asimov's, Year's Best Fantasy and Horror, and the Nebula Awards Showcase, and won numerous awards, including the Grand Master Award of the Science Fiction Poetry Association. Bruce's previous publications in Strange Horizons can be found in our Archive. To contact him, email bruboston@aol.com.