Congratulations, ForeverFete™ Member! By now, you've received your Portal Ticket confirmations and ForeverFete™ Mas Pack, which should include essentials such as several period correct costumes; one dose capsules for various ailments common amongst the British West Indies population during your Visitation; purification tablets; full nutrition bars; and contact information for your ForeverFete™ Ambassador should you require assistance on your journey.

the fabric of time / itself has begun to tear and collapse, to the point / that, as I stand before you now, viewers, I’m also / standing again, as a child, in my mother’s kitchen.

Do spaceships sound / Like helicopters? Churning & sloped in hover?