Content warning:
If you want to meet superheroes
there are plenty of places to go
bars and clubs and that one diner down on fifth
and news stations of course
always those
so that’s where she goes
she’ll be the secretary
or the office assistant
she’ll be the person stocking the vending machine
or the harried waitress rolling her eyes
at their tired jokes
they’ve seen her dozens of times
but never recognize her
people like her don’t get seen
not in the company of the Silver Scream and the Red Phantom
SureShot and Justice
they have the swagger
and she blends into the background
they are young and fit
everything a superhero
(or villain)
is supposed to be
and she
isn’t
everyone knows
that supers are young
that’s just how the science works
and only these specific kinds of bodies
can handle the strain
that’s what They said
that’s how it is
she’s round
and she’s short
she’s got a little limp
and her hair isn’t perfect
and she’s so far past puberty
she’s looking at the other side
and with just a quick touch
she borrows
his knowledge of the island lair
her ability to fly
his skill with locks
and the raid on the compound
if it’s publicized at all
will be attributed to
Some New Super On The Scene
probably some teenaged fool
who dares to dare greatly
not understanding the Real Risks™
of angering unstable supers
and will get himself killed
pretty tights folded across the memorial casket
everyone knows how that story goes
so does she, actually
she’s more careful than any of the capes
and she does more damage than any mask
dismantling the weapons array pointed at the city
clearing the computers of all the citizen information
freeing the minions from their mindcontrol helmets
it’s systematic
thorough
and effective
because she’s not fucking around
this isn’t a game
she’s not doing this for the pics
she won’t instagram her pecs
to prove it happened or to prove her worth
she’s got absolutely nothing to prove
and everything on the line
nobody will remember she’s there
(she took that one from Fader
when he did that interview
at the radio station)
the supers make a show
of saying that those who can
must
they speak of responsibility
and then fight in the streets
foster public rivalries
with megalomaniacs and mad scientists
for them serving and protecting
is mostly about protecting their brands
the damage is always goldilocks style
just enough tragedy to urge action
to make it an absolute necessity
for them to save the day
so yes
she’s taking down the overt threats
one fortress at a time
taking away their ability
to do harm
and when that’s done
she'll be at your gym
changing the towels
and maybe the next time
this background hero
borrows
from one of you fancy types
she won’t be so inclined
to give back what she took