Weary at the bar,
the cyberneticist asked,
"What am I doing wrong?
I wanted to make robot poets.
I gave them perfect rhyme,
clear memories of great works,
aesthetic theory and polished
skill at intricate patterns.
All they write is crap.
Unworthy of a Hallmark card."
A long draught. "Help me?"
The poet tapped the bar.
"Hit me," he said. "Ah!
I'll need a hammer,
some magnets, a handful
of dust, and a knife."
The poet set to work.
He cast magnets among them
pocking perfect memories with potholes
till verse became a stay against loss.
He hit them with the hammer,
some here, some there.
All dented, all different.
He scattered dust upon their sensors,
dribbled it in their joints.
So they all saw the world
through unique imperfections
and walked with personal rhythms.
They remembered perfection,
remembered memory even,
but knew neither any longer.
Their hymns rose up
aching, moving, improving.
They were good, the
cyberneticist impressed. "Wow,"
he said. "But what about the knife?
Oh." He watched the poet slice
his throat, anoint his charges,
and walk among them.
Falling, they rose up, recounting and
replacing pain with greatness.