Yes, Pluto is small.
Near Jupiter, he'd be one
of the myriad masses,
smaller than Titan, Triton, et. al.
Uneven, unbalanced, elliptical,
not even the farthest out,
when he hides within the seas.
But consider, if you will
keeping Pluto a planet.
For consider, if you will,
this: would you rather death
remain the farthest god,
outer edge of the norm,
be given titles undue, due
to his chill and final powers?
Or would you rather death
be one of many Kuiper bodies
slowly infiltrating our system,
a thousand thousand deaths
minute, uneven, unfair
drifting into the family,
until all our rounded,
sunlit orbits fill with tiny,
icy deaths intrusive that
flare and strike unwarranted?
Let's keep Pluto a planet,
shall we then?
For the sake of a single death.