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You have to know what you’re looking for. I learned this
after—after I glimpsed their not-quite white saw-edged
teeth in my peripheral vision, neatly filed
and gleaming when I dared to look straight at them. The
charmers (always impeccably dressed) advertise
a propensity for dark-red accessories:
garnet silk scarves, carmine-lined / cherry wood-handled
umbrellas, ruby earrings, sangria shawls. Such
colored foods excite them too: plump strawberries, wine
-red apples, radishes & beets still earth-sweet, flame
grapes tight-clinging to the vine. I watched one squat on
the street once, pluck leaf after leaf of burgundy,
merlot, maroon off the wet ground, then proceed to
make a dew-glimmering wreath. I’d not have thought much
of it, except after—after twining the birch /
maple leaves they’d chosen, they held it tambourine-
like, rattled the foliage for window-perched house
cats and foraging chipmunks to squint at. It’s these
minor, slanted things that give the charmers away.
Like squirrels hoarding acorns for winter, they like
to save pomegranate seeds in glass jars—line their
pantry shelves with the antioxidant beads. Come
summer, they grind their store into powder for their
preternaturally pale cheeks. Apply it by
leaning over sinks, still water as their mirror.
You have to know what you’re looking for—the charmer’s
affinity for deep-red things, their seamless smiles,
their measured words (largo & pianissimo)
as ensorcelling as their unearthly clear eyes.
How they lean back ever-so-slightly, blink down the
length of their nose, lick their parted cardinal lips,
and invite you to empty the contents of your
(un)troubled heart. They are excellent listeners,
these charmers—this is how they survive, how they thrive,
how they’re able to blend in with the natives when
they emerge from their hibernation in places
where nature swings its wettest, coldest fist. You have
to know what you’re looking for—the veining in the
throat that tap-pulses before a snowstorm, the slight
expansion of the nostrils & tightening of
the nasal septum after a late autumn rain.
The way, even when a confidant has silenced,
the charmer continues to stare, the space between
giver and taker shaped like a hoisted sickle.
Pay close attention! This is how the taking
starts. These creatures who like everything red—they shed
their skins after the passage of forty seasons,
fold up like insects in webbed attics, abandoned
garages, behind boxes in dank basements. When
they issue from their sealed nest—a crimson shell of
pumice-like material—they don’t have a heart
like humans do. (I’ve checked.) And their veins conduct lime-
green fluids, viscous and rancid. It’s no wonder
they’re drawn to shades of red—as if they can taste our
blood, our vitals, and pretend they have the one thing
they cannot make their own. “Come forth.” Thorned whispers well
below a human’s capacity to hear. Cheeks
dimpling, ears wiggling, as the hairline readjusts
along a rubbery-smooth scalp. “Tell all.” Honeyed
whispers composed millennia ago. And from
the darkest depths of the confidant’s grey wrinkled
warren, memories surge—scents & images from
their earliest childhood days, all saturated
in red; words plucked from conversations, re-spun, the
letters clothespinned across a buzzing canvas of
vermillion. They slip-slide in so quietly—
these charmers—their hunger greatest for the naïve,
the altruistic, the unguarded. They glide right
inside, carried on the inhalation of ill-
preparation and innocence. Steep deep. Deeper.
Deepening their soul-soundless voice, they cast mirror-
fogged webs into the center of their victim’s mind—
absorb the distilled essence of what they’ve pre-drilled,
oftentimes take more than what they need. But never,
ever do they experience remorse. Only
a cold curiosity regarding the husk
they’ve left behind. These charmers are vibrant, soaring
high on the talents of those they have de-winged—the
brightest, the loveliest, the most accomplished in
their field. Charmers have nothing to gain from those who
work in solitary units; those who dream of
chains, razors, split skins, walls & floorboards covered in
splotches of the richest red. Our Charmers are quite
narcissistic, after all; they want to boast, which
means their successful acclimation requires an
audience. Else, why go through untold life cycles
to perfect their outer form? You have to know what
you’re looking for, or chances are likely you won’t
realize when one of them passes you by in
the produce aisle, on a hiking trail, or on the
stairs at work. Trust me. They’re everywhere. I’ve seen them
crumple the strongest mind like a sheet of paper.
Unlined. Good for nothing afterwards but filling
up the bin. Do you recycle? Here. Take this knife.
You’ll use it if you know what’s good for you. If you
want to navigate among charmers unscathed. Seek
out the red, you’ll know you’re close. Keep your gaze sharp and
your blade sharper. Don’t hesitate or you’ll make a
mistake. Wouldn’t want to end up in the trash, would
you? This is your best chance. Remember this message.