Content warning:
Kaheeda Smith has HIV
Make Hiawatha Golf Course a public sex forest
No Nazis in Valhalla
Dog found; black and white husky
His hair was white like wool, and his eyes were like blazing fire… His face was like the sun shining in all its brilliance.
Suck a dick 😀
Stop Endless U.S. War
Suck a [sticker of a fat cat in a clamshell bikini]
Suck a [sticker of two girls with geese for hair kissing]
Suck a [sticker of a 20-sided di]ck
Suck a [Goldfish™ (est. 1962) cracker packaging sticker]
(caesura for the artist who draws pubic hair on lampposts, their creativity drowned out by the ubiquitous “suck a dick 😀” scrawler; the papers the archeologists could have written!)
St. Paul is fucking nasty
You all hurt my Indian pride
STOP BIG PHARMA
Vote or Die! Reparations Apparel
PROTEST AT KLOBUCHAR’S
Native Nation
TAKE BACK PRIDE
Prostitution is Sin WORK
WINSTON SMITH WAS ASSASSINATED ACAB
40% of police officers are domestic abusers
eyeliner FUCK THE LAW!!!
WE MAY BE UGLY BUT WE STILL GET HUNGRY
I Love U Kaheeda
The time is NOW, the only TRUE thing to Let Go of is fear, That WILL MAKE ROOM for the “Incredible”
Pinky’s House
Dress for Success no longer here
This building is condemned
Single Family Home 3030?
How many years do you expect God to allow this to go on?
(caesura for the silence of scraped sticker backings, anti-vaxx and deep state conspiracy websites; DNA tests detect torn fingernail fragments and there are scratches in the metal that could have come from keys, you can cover up the stencil of George Floyd’s face if you want to but this is my commute too and I can be twenty minutes late to work, I can’t wait for the archeologists to cuss me out knowing that I consigned something—they’ll never know it was you—to dust)
(in the next breath the archeologists will give thanks to the evangelicals, the only ones to put any thought at all into sticker glue strength, who chose paper stock that does not decompose, didn’t even tear when someone ripped it from the staples)
Suck a [sticker of a dog with a unicorn horn]
I will be like the dew to Israel; he will blossom like a lily. Like a cedar he will send down his roots.
SOMEONE IN THE MIDWAY LOVES ME
Kaheeda
Use This Door
Don’t believe in the wrong aliens