As soon as I realized that the rapacious, rot-sucking revenant would not stop till I was dead, I changed my phone number. I changed the locks on my windows, my doors, I let my beard grow out, and I changed—

"I can remember when I was about four going to the Natural History Museum in New York, and I was just entranced. I always wanted to live in a museum."

They warned me not to go to Carterhaugh— / Tam Lin was there / And he had a reputation / For using women.