Eliot Fintushel is a writer and traveling showman. A Sturgeon and Nebula nominee, he has received two NEA Solo Performer Awards. His first novel, Breakfast With The Ones You Love (Random House), is available online or at a bookstore near you. You should hear him play the theremin—and you can: www.youtube.com/eliotfintushel. For more on his work, see his website. To contact him, send him mail at firstname.lastname@example.org. His previous Strange Horizons publications can be found in our archives.