I grew up in the North West of England, near the Sellafield Nuclear Power plant, which regularly leaked. I have one good leg, one good eye, and one good ear. . . I had a piece published at Daily Science Fiction, ("Hyrmnal"), in September 2016, and have stories coming up at Liminal Stories and Far Fetched Fables. I live in Birmingham, UK, and run the Ultan's Library website about Gene Wolfe, available here. I tweet @burtkenobi and blog occasionally at jonlaidlow.com.